Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

Ryan:
A long time ago in a land far awaylived the pineapple princess, Tiki.She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way,but so sad that she hardly speaky.Still, if you listen well,you’ll hear her secret wish.
Sharpay:
Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki!
I long to free a truly remarkable fishMy sweet prince.
Humuhumunukunukuapua’aMakihiki malahini-whoHumuhumunukunukuapua’aOoh!Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.
Ryan, the fog?
Ryan:
She dreams of a boy who is under a spellthat has left him all wet and scaly.
Sharpay:
I sing from my heart of the power of love,just a girl with a ukulele.
Come to me, my sweet one, and be still.I’ll grasp your tail and stroke each lender gill.My sweet prince.
Humuhumunukunukuapua’aMakihiki malahini-whoHumuhumunukunukuapua’aOoh!Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.
Now this is where we lean into the wholekabuki thing.
Sharpay Ryan & Girls:
The clouds turned grey, and the big sky cried,and the ocean had a fit.
Sharpay:
(Ryan, where’s my ocean!?)
Sharpay, Ryan & Girls:
Then the wind went whoosh, and thundercracked, and mighty Mount Fufu spit.
Sharpay [spoken]:
(Mighty Mount Fufu spit!)
Sharpay & Ryan:
T-T-T-Tiki T-TikiWanna speaky, speaky, speaky.So words I will not mince.
Sharpay:
Please make a man of my fresh fish prince.
This is real fish talk… No lie.
And then the fish turns into agorgogeus prince and sings:

I’m Prince Humuhumunukunukuapua’aAmakahiki malahini who.(With me!)Humumunukunukuapua’aOoh!Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
Sharpay;
EVERYBODY!
All:
Humuhumunukunukuapua’aMakihiki malahini-whoHumuhumunukunukuapua’aOoh!Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu.wakawakawakaniki pu…pu…pu!
Ahh…!!